Girdle Comfort, Discomfort, Solutions
Definition: A girdle is a piece of functional underwear, and, as such,
should be comfortable all day, every day. If your girdle is uncomfortable
after 2, 4, 6, or 8 hours, then there is a problem. This section describes
some of those problems and offers suggestions as to what you can do to
resolve them. The actual alterations that are prescribed are found in
the Alterations
section.
Leg Creep
The legs on most long leg girdles creep up, especially while sitting,
squatting, or getting in and out of vehicles. This is quite a nuisance
to some folks, causing them to have to tug and pull the legs down throughout
the day. But for men, there is an additional bit of discomfort, i.e. when
the legs creep up, the crotch area decreases, putting an uncomfortable
pressure on the genitals.
The reason for leg creep is simple. When you sit, squat,
or just bend your knees, your backside will stretch from 3 to 5 inches
or more. If the material is not capable of stretching this distance, the
legs will creep up and the waistband will creep down.
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The manufacturer of this garment understood the
problem quite well and clearly did something about it. The legs
on this girdle are very long, and the split on the backside allows
excellent stretch capabilities. I was unable to identify the producer
of this girdle, but a visitor from Zimbabwe, Africa contributed
the following.
"The image, which you say you have not been
able to identify, is of the Maidenform Concertina - I have the same
image in my collection but with a little bit of text. Apparently
it came in more than a dozen styles - priced from $5.95 to $15.00.
The model shown was 10 bucks. The patent was dated 1964."
Thank you sir.
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Bicycle-short designers found solutions to the creeping problem years
ago. Here's what they did:
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- Lengthened the legs so that they end where
the quadriceps muscle tapers.
- Made the shorts higher in the waist, which
provides more material to stretch vertically in the rear.
- Added an elastic band at the bottom for better
gripping.
- Tapered the legs at the bottom for better
gripping.
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Solutions for girdle creep that you can try:
- Add a 4" elastic cuff to the legs of the
girdle. This was contributed by Bill E. at the Girdles and More Form.
It has one drawback, i.e. you will not be able to wear the girdle
with short shorts.
- Choose a higher waist girdle, i.e. one that is
at least 2 inches higher than the natural waistline. This puts more
material on the backside that can stretch further.
- Add a gripper elastic band at the bottom of the
legs for better friction. Unfortunately, gripper elastic only comes
in a lace band at this time (October, 2004), but this may change in
the future.
- Taper the bottoms of the legs.
- Conversely, you could let the legs stretch out
by themselves, or you can add a gusset in each to enlarge them. In
this case, the legs will most definitely creep up, but then they will
return to their normal position as soon as you stand up. This then
would be very similar to boxer shorts.
The solution for leg creep is a tough nut to crack. Even if you employ
ALL of the solutions above, some girdles will still creep. The reason
for this is that the material on the backside is not stretchy enough to
accommodate body stretch and the gripper around the thighs is not strong
enough to hold the girdle down. This is a design issue that manufacturers
need to address. Girdles need to have a separate panel on the backside
with a material that stretches vertically, and the legs need to come down
lower with a better gripping elastic. Girdles that are completely made
of a stiff fabric are most prone to leg creep, and they are the most difficult
to deal with.
Crotch Discomfort
If your crotch is not comfortable, you may not be able to wear the girdle
all day; in fact, it may ruin your day. Crotch discomfort is subtle and
progressive; in other words, it does not usually attack you first thing
in the morning but only after you have been wearing a girdle a few hours.
Here are a few reasons for crotch discomfort and what you can do about
them;
- The girdle is pulled up too high. Perhaps the girdle is not as tall
as you think, and you are trying to wear it in the upper position, when,
in reality, it should be worn in the lower position.
- When you sit in a car, bend over, kneel, or squat, the legs may rise,
putting gradual, subtle tension on the crotch area. See the Leg Creep
section above for solutions.
- Genitals or pubic hair get caught in the folds of the split crotch.
Wear briefs under the girdle or have the split crotch sewn together.
- Please review the other section on Crotch
Concerns and Comfort.
Waistband Roll or Compression
Waistband roll or waistband compression is very uncomfortable. When the
waistband rolls or compresses, it becomes a rubber band. It becomes narrower
and denser and produces a corresponding increase in tension per square
inch of body.
Waistband roll can occur for several reasons.
- If the waistband is too tight, it may roll.
- If there is no waistband or it is very narrow, it may roll.
- If the girdle is not worn exactly on the Lower Position or the Upper
Position but somewhere in between, it may roll. This is exactly what
happend to one reader. He solved the problem by pulling the girdle
up higher so that the lower edge of the waistband sat right on the
natural waist line.
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Solutions:
- Let out the waist by installing a gusset.
- Purchase your girdles with a 2 to 3 inch waistband or have one installed.
Be aware that when you add a wider waistband, you will be increasing
the tension, and you will need to install a gusset.
- Wear the girdle as previously discussed, exactly on the Lower Position
or the Upper Position, but not between.
- Add bones to the waistband or to the top of the girdle if there
is no waistband.
Dunlop's Disease
Actually, "Dunlop's Disease" is just a southern play on words.
In the South, when a man's belly is so large that it precedes him, it
is often said that his belly "done lops over his belt".
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Similarly, when skin lops over the edge of the girdle, for the sake
of brevity we'll call it Dunlop's disease. This can be quite uncomfortable
after a period of time. The girdle on the left is obviously too tight,
causing skin and fat to hang over the edge. On the right, the problem
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Stitching Discomfort
Heavy stitching inside the girdle can produce discomfort.
Several years ago, I purchased a very stout girdle from Sears (#24308).
It felt great while in the store, so I continued to wear it for the rest
of the day. A couple hours after my purchase, I felt a dull pain under
the garment. As time passed, the pain increased and continued to amplify
until I was forced to remove the girdle. Rolling the culprit down, I noticed
deep, red impressions in my skin immediately under the stitched seams.
Thinking this had to be the problem, I took the girdle off, turned it
inside out and put it back on. Viola! Problem solved. I was able to continue
wearing the garment for several additional hours with no discomfort at
all. As long as I was able to keep the stitching away from my skin, everything
was just fine.
Let it be said, that most girdles will NOT produce the pain as described
above, but some do; and they need to be dealt with, or they will be relegated
to the bottom drawer.
Solutions:
- Wear a liner under the girdle ( perhaps the most practical solution).
This is discussed at length in section Under-Girdle
Underwear.
- Wear the girdle inside out.
Belly Roll Blues
Generally, when you sit down wearing a HWLLPG, the waistband will push
up on your abdomen and create a roll of skin or flab just over your girdle
top and under your breasts. Although this condition is not a major pain,
it is annoying.
The problem is easily resolved by grabbing the top of the girdle through
your shirt and pulling it up and over the belly roll. You might be thinking
that this is embarrassing, but it is not. The action can be done quite
quickly and discretely. No one has ever caught me doing this that I know
of, and if they have, they never mentioned it. I know of no other solutions
for this problem.
Waistband Compression While Sitting or Driving
A girdle that seems to fit properly while standing, often becomes one's
personal enemy while sitting, and especially while driving a vehicle.
The reason for this is simple: your chest expands an inch or two when
you sit down. The more hunched over you are, the more it expands. The
more it expands, the more pressure you will feel from the waistband. This
problem is especially prevalent if you are wearing the girdle in the Upper
Position.
Solutions:
- Purchase a girdle using your exact natural waistline. It should feel
fine at the waist, but the tummy area might not be acceptable. You will
probably need to have it "taken in".
- If you purchased a girdle at a size or two less than your natural
waistline, but you like the way it feels across your hips and belly,
employ a seamstress to install a gusset or two at the back of the girdle.
- When you are purchasing a girdle at a corsetier, insist upon comfort
in the waistband area. Give it a sitting test, then a standing test,
then a squatting test; but by all means, test the girdle in many positions,
and focus on comfort in the waistband.
On a personal note. In the summer of 2000, I purchased two HWLLPG girdles
from Arlene's Corsetry near Boston. I tried them both on in the store
while in a standing position (I did not sit). I wore one out of the store
thinking that it would be OK for the rest of the day. Later, after sitting
a couple of hours in an airplane and in airport waiting areas, it became
uncomfortably clear that I had made a big mistake. The waistband was too
tight and seemed to get tighter and tighter as the day went on. I became
extremely uncomfortable, and eventually I had to take the girdle off.
Lessons learned: I should have tested the girdle in various sitting or
bending positions, and I should NOT have worn the garment out of the shop.
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